Medieval
Medieval Myths and Misconceptions
A thousand years of things people were sure about, from 500 to 1499.
The thousand years between 500 and 1500 get a bad reputation they only partly deserve. People were not stupid. They were working with the tools they had, which did not yet include the microscope, the printing press, or the idea that you should test a claim before repeating it. So they believed disease came from bad air, that the Earth sat fixed at the centre of everything, that barnacle geese hatched from trees, and that the right balance of bodily fluids would cure almost anything. Some of these ideas came straight from the ancient authorities, quoted with such confidence that questioning them felt like arrogance. The medieval mistake was not inventing nonsense. It was trusting old books over fresh observation. We still do it.
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Columbus Discovered America
Columbus reached the Caribbean, but Vikings and Indigenous peoples came first
Viking Warriors Wore Horned Helmets
Vikings wore practical iron helmets; horned helmets are a modern invention
People in the Middle Ages Believed the Earth Was Flat
Educated people knew Earth was round; the flat earth myth was created later
Columbus had to convince people the Earth was round
Educated Europeans already knew Earth was spherical
King Canute Tried to Command the Tide Because He Was Arrogantly Vain
Canute was demonstrating the limits of earthly power, not arrogantly defying nature
Richard III Was a Hunchbacked Villain
Richard had scoliosis but was functionally able; Shakespeare's portrayal was political propaganda
Lady Godiva Rode Naked Through Coventry
The story first appeared 200 years after the alleged event; likely legend with no historical basis
'Fuck' Is an Acronym (For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, etc.)
A false acronym origin spread by prescriptive linguistics and false etymology
The Iron Maiden Was a Medieval Torture Device
No historical evidence exists; it's a 19th-century fantasy construction
Lady Godiva Rode Naked Through the Streets on a Horse
The story is largely legendary with no historical verification
Vikings Primarily Raided Monasteries for Treasure
While raids happened, Vikings engaged in extensive trade and settlement
A Mother's Experiences During Pregnancy Mark the Fetus
Maternal impression theory lacks biological basis